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Fahrenheit 9/11 Opening Day Special

With Michael Moore's new and, I'm told, interesting new documentary Fahrenheit 9/11 opening today in the UK, I'm pleased to be able to exclusively reveal to Mr Moore and other interested parties exactly how the Bush administration is going to guarantee re-election in November. All they'll need to do is click through the following advert, spotted on the San Francisco Chronicle website only minutes ago.