favourite-machines



Title    : These are are a Few of Our Favorite Machines
Original : These are a Few of My Favorite Things
Group    : Traditional
Author   : Nelson Bishop 
Intro    : This song was written about the time the Mac was first introduced.
           Most of the machines mentioned were some sort of IBM PC semi-
           compatible. We generally managed to port to them in time for them
           to be withdrawn from the market. The memory singing refers to an
           Alpha Byte memory expansion board which had an audible high pitched
           whine.
Song     : 


These are are a Few of Our Favorite Machines

(To the tune of "These are a Few of My Favorite Things")

Compaqs and Lisas and hard disks with tape drives,
Sperrys and Victors and Wangs with no disk drives.
Gray IBMs with the mem'ry that sings,
These are a few of our favorite machines.

TIs and Rainbows and Dots with no futures
Trendspotter's dead, but it draws pretty pictures.
HP-150s you touch on the screens,
These are a few of out favorite machines.

Chorus:
When the bits byte, when the bugs sting,
When out code is bad,
We simply remember our favorite machines,
And then we know we've -- been had
Mainframes and micros and minis with Unix,
Networks and async and mice with some new tricks.
We get the Journal and read everything,
So we'll know which is our favorite machine.

Bright Macintoshes to purchase on credit,
We can't afford it this year so forget it.
Boss, we all need a big raise as you've seen,
So we can purchase our favorite machines.

Chorus


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