have-a-conniption

Title    : Don't Have a Conniption
Original : Walk Like an Egyptian
Group    : Bangles
Author   : Brent C.J. Britton
Intro    : 
Song     : 
     
                       Don't Have a Conniption
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                        by Brent C.J. Britton
             Sung to the tune of "Walk Like an Egyptian"
                            by the Bangles
     
           All the system ops in this place,
           They monitor me, just for fun.
           If I logon here,
           (ohwayoh)
           They force me off 'fore my profile runs.
     
           'Cause I have a reputation
           For doing things which I shouldn't be,
           Like running CHATS,
           (ohwayoh)
           And bootlegging Lotus-123.
     
           So you see, when they yell at me, I say,
           (wayohwayoh, wayohwayoh)
           "Don't have a conniption..."
     
           Found how to change all my privs;
           I didn't know that I broke a rule.
           I forced the op,
           (ohwayoh)
           I dropped the link, then I purged the spool.
     
           All the sys ops, so sick of me,
           They don't let my databases run.
           I broke CP,
           (ohwayoh)
           They had a big fat connip-tion.
     
           When they NOLOG my account, I say
           (wayohwayoh, wayohwayoh)
           "Don't have a conniption..."
     
           They've hated me since I stored
           Inside the real PSW.
           We crashed hard you know,
           (ohwayoh)
           I guess I forgot a bit or two.
     
           If you want to find software cops,
           They're hanging out in the software shops.
           They kick your pants,
           (ohwayoh)
           And give the boot to your VMBLOCK.
     
           I ran my Turing Machine;
           Another one was assembl'in.
           And it crunched all night,
           (ohwayoh)
           The system op had connip'tions.
     
           To software cops in the software shops, I say
           (wayohwayoh, wayohwayoh)
           "Don't have a conniption..."
           "Don't have a conniption."