Was it really Osama?
Okay, let’s look at the evidence:
Straggly beard
Lives spartan existence
Extremely leery of the latest technology
Employs absurdly longwinded techniques for reading web pages
Highly fundamentalist beliefs
At odds even with many sympathisers
Although widely considered irrelevant is still a hero to many
Doesn’t celebrate Christmas
Does not own a cellphone due to fears of being tracked
Occasionally issues statements that leave people scratching their heads and trying to divine what they actually mean
I can’t work out whether that bunch of Navy SEALs got Osama bin Laden or Richard Stallman.
